حسن قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل : 803 الاقامة : الرياض- السعوديه بلد المصطفى المهنة : كيميائي تاريخ التسجيل : 23/11/2007
| موضوع: interesting الجمعة 22 فبراير 2008, 8:29 pm | |
| Hi, good evening A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.
Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE ONLY. When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing Pants and Shirts also.
One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
Three FASTEST means of Communication : Tele-Phone Tele-Vision Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because after death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.
Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC
Question : Can you SPELL a WORD that has more than 100 LETTERS in it? Answer : P-O-S-T-B-O-X
What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.
Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest. They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him. Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.
If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the firstone : Y R U fighting ? Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK. Examiner : So What. Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the LIFE. We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and TRAGEDY of LIFE Best wishes Hassan. | |
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najma الادارة
عدد الرسائل : 184 الاقامة : كندا مزاجك اليوم : تاريخ التسجيل : 24/06/2007
| موضوع: رد: interesting الإثنين 03 مارس 2008, 1:21 pm | |
| hey! that makes me really mad talk about women rights I'm just kidding they're really funny | |
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حسن قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل : 803 الاقامة : الرياض- السعوديه بلد المصطفى المهنة : كيميائي تاريخ التسجيل : 23/11/2007
| موضوع: رد: interesting الخميس 06 مارس 2008, 12:21 am | |
| - najma كتب:
- hey! that makes me really mad
talk about women rights
I'm just kidding they're really funny najma I hope you are fine
thank, alots
!!! this is the fact in our life
thanks ,hassan
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