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حسن
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قلم ذهبي
حسن


عدد الرسائل : 803
الاقامة : الرياض- السعوديه بلد المصطفى
المهنة : كيميائي
تاريخ التسجيل : 23/11/2007

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مُساهمةموضوع: interesting   interesting Emptyالجمعة 22 فبراير 2008, 8:29 pm

Hi, good evening

A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

Sardar received an invitation to a party, which said BLACK TIE
ONLY.
When he went to the party, he was surprised to find others wearing
Pants and Shirts also.

One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink
whenever you are HAPPY

Three FASTEST means of Communication :
Tele-Phone
Tele-Vision
Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

Why are EGYPTIAN children always CONFUSED ? Answer : Because after
death their DADDY becomes MUMMY.

Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.

A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

Question : Can you SPELL a WORD that has more than 100 LETTERS in
it?
Answer : P-O-S-T-B-O-X

What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all
yourFriends.

Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

Two students were fighting at an exam hall. Examiner asks the
firstone
: Y R U fighting ?
Mr X : This fool left the Answer sheet BLANK.
Examiner : So What.
Mr X : Even I did the same. Now teacher may think we did COPYing.

Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

Why do all MARRY ? Because Romance is NOT the ONLY element of the
LIFE.
We should also know HORROR, TERROR, SUSPENSE, IRONY, STUPIDITY and
TRAGEDY of LIFE


Best wishes
Hassan.
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najma
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najma


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تاريخ التسجيل : 24/06/2007

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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: interesting   interesting Emptyالإثنين 03 مارس 2008, 1:21 pm

hey! that makes me really mad
talk about women rights

I'm just kidding they're really funny
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حسن
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قلم ذهبي
حسن


عدد الرسائل : 803
الاقامة : الرياض- السعوديه بلد المصطفى
المهنة : كيميائي
تاريخ التسجيل : 23/11/2007

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مُساهمةموضوع: رد: interesting   interesting Emptyالخميس 06 مارس 2008, 12:21 am

najma كتب:
hey! that makes me really mad
talk about women rights

I'm just kidding they're really funny

najma I hope you are fine

thank, alots

!!! this is the fact in our life

thanks ,hassan
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