محمد زين نابري
قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل: 1514
العمر: 30
الاقامة: الجريف شرق
المهنة: مهندس ستديو تلفزيون السودان
مزاجك اليوم: 
تاريخ التسجيل: 03/12/2007
 |  موضوع: Types of Girls  السبت 12 يوليو 2008, 11:30 pm | |
| Types of Girls
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
RAM GIRLS
she forgets about you, the moment you turn her off
WINDOWS GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible things look beautiful
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything _________________ عن شداد بن أوس عن النبي صلى الله عليه وسلم قال: "سيد الاستغفار أن تقول: اللهم أنت ربي لا إله إلا أنت، خلقتني وأنا عبدك، وأنا على عهدك ووعدك ما استطعت، أعوذ بك من شر ما صنعت، أبوء لك بنعمتك علي، وأبوء لك بذنبي، فاغفر لي، فإنه لا يغفر الذنوب إلا أنت".
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الهندي بشير نابري
قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل: 2808
الاقامة: المملكة العربية السعودية - الريــاض
المهنة: Computer programmer
مزاجك اليوم: 
تاريخ التسجيل: 08/09/2007
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الأحد 13 يوليو 2008, 6:08 am | |
| | zaincof كتب: | Types of Girls
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs
herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose
something, if you don't uninstall her you will lose everything
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she maybe the one that uncle ( ALKHEDEER ) has told us to avoid her
and keep distance hhhhhhhhhhhh
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ronaldo
الادارة
عدد الرسائل: 168
العمر: 22
الاقامة: Canada
المهنة: طالب
تاريخ التسجيل: 27/06/2007
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الإثنين 14 يوليو 2008, 7:21 am | |
| May be we should switch to APPLE Girl lol
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الطيب مبارك عبد الصادق الطيب
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حــســبــي الـلــــه لا الـــه الا هـــــــو عــلــيــه تــوكــلـت و هــو رب العــرش العـــطيــم
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حسن
قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل: 803
الاقامة: الرياض- السعوديه بلد المصطفى
المهنة: كيميائي
تاريخ التسجيل: 23/11/2007
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الثلاثاء 15 يوليو 2008, 6:41 am | |
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zaincof
type of girl
SERVER GIRLS
Always busy when you need her
hhhhhh this is correct
we support her by DSL
)second girl
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الهندي بشير نابري
قلم ذهبي
عدد الرسائل: 2808
الاقامة: المملكة العربية السعودية - الريــاض
المهنة: Computer programmer
مزاجك اليوم:
تاريخ التسجيل: 08/09/2007
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الخميس 17 يوليو 2008, 8:06 pm | |
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Hassan you may make
a disconnection by this way
hhhhhhhh
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Dr.Saly.Ga
عضو نشط
عدد الرسائل: 52
العمر: 25
الاقامة: ksa - ukraine
مزاجك اليوم: 
تاريخ التسجيل: 18/12/2008
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عمر حسن حمزه
عضو فعال
عدد الرسائل: 146
تاريخ التسجيل: 03/06/2008
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الثلاثاء 30 ديسمبر 2008, 4:58 am | |
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ABOUT MARRIAGE......
These are for laughing and
joking only
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a
coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay
together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be
happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from
achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs
with me.
Anonymous
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We
take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight,
dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays."
Henny Youngman
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years."
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even
faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one
left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is
to forget it once...
Anonymous
You know what I did before I got married? Anything I
wanted to.
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we
met.
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's
wrong.
Milton Berle
Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the
enemy.
Anonymous
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife
wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the
same thing: "You can have mine."
Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still
alive."
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ronaldo
الادارة
عدد الرسائل: 168
العمر: 22
الاقامة: Canada
المهنة: طالب
تاريخ التسجيل: 27/06/2007
| | موضوع: رد: Types of Girls الجمعة 02 يناير 2009, 1:21 am | |
| | عمر حسن حمزه كتب: |
ABOUT MARRIAGE......
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge
than to let him keep her.
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That was hilarious, these were like the best jokes of the year.. in my idea, this was the best joke of all: "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met." ha.
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الطيب مبارك عبد الصادق الطيب
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حــســبــي الـلــــه لا الـــه الا هـــــــو عــلــيــه تــوكــلـت و هــو رب العــرش العـــطيــم
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LOOOLz I realy like this sudject.keep going man 
